A highlight of the churchplanters.com conference is going to be a guitar hero playoff.
The blogosphere is already lighting up with trash talking… so let’s get to it.
At this point we know that the following people will be bringing it…
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Several others to be named yet, and finally,
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Me.
That’s right… I will be showcasing my undiscovered (i.e. I haven’t discovered them yet) skills against these gents.
This competition will be a true test of skill, determination, strength, and valor.
My strategy?
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Receive intensive training from David Isbell: student pastor at Mountain Lake, fearless leader, and guitar hero extraordinaire.
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Steal Chris Elrod’s makeup.
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Play Gary Lamb’s last sermon on the local christian radio stations… there’s sure to be a hit put out on him.
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Dave Anderson… he’s pretty old so I’m not to worried about him.
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Tadd… Tadd Grandstaff… now there’s a guy who gives me cause for concern, but I’m certain we’ll come up with something to stop him.
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The last component of my strategy is prayer. I beseech thee my dear readers… pray! Pray that this church planter from the north can show these men of the south that the whoopin put on them in 1865 can be laid out again… this time with a guitar!
Oh no you didnt! You did NOT just play the age card. Its on now – if you advance to the next round you will be enter dave’s School of Rock!
You’re going down Mr. Rockstar Wannabe!!! Prepare to have your face melted by the “Ace” Elrod!!!
Paul! Just finished reading Daves blog & it looks like you’ve pulled a hard draw going up against Tadd first up… may you go all the way man!!
Just keep thinking ‘angus young… angus young… I am angus young’ ha. MAN I wish I could be there to watch, you’ve gotta get someone to capture this moment for Youtube! It’d be gold!
“The last component of my strategy is prayer. I beseech thee my dear readers… pray! Pray that this church planter from the north can show these men of the south that the whoopin put on them in 1865 can be laid out again… this time with a guitar!”
Oh man… you had to go there! I was pulling for you and then you had to go there.
Dude, I accidentally deleted some e-mails from you or your blog. they were in my spam!