Well, it’s out now…

A highlight of the churchplanters.com conference is going to be a guitar hero playoff.

The blogosphere is already lighting up with trash talking… so let’s get to it.

At this point we know that the following people will be bringing it…

• Gary Lamb 
• Chris Elrod 
• Tadd Grandstaff 
• Dave Anderson 
• Several others to be named yet, and finally,
• Me.

That’s right… I will be showcasing my undiscovered (i.e. I haven’t discovered them yet) skills against these gents.

This competition will be a true test of skill, determination, strength, and valor.

My strategy?

• Receive intensive training from David Isbell: student pastor at Mountain Lake, fearless leader, and guitar hero extraordinaire.
• Steal Chris Elrod’s makeup.
• Play Gary Lamb’s last sermon on the local christian radio stations… there’s sure to be a hit put out on him.
• Dave Anderson… he’s pretty old so I’m not to worried about him.
• Tadd… Tadd Grandstaff… now there’s a guy who gives me cause for concern, but I’m certain we’ll come up with something to stop him.
• The last component of my strategy is prayer. I beseech thee my dear readers… pray! Pray that this church planter from the north can show these men of the south that the whoopin put on them in 1865 can be laid out again… this time with a guitar!